[ time for a little payback for eijun probably getting pranked when he was first a freshman at recolle... and a bingo card! kuramochi counts as an authority figure to eijun, so!
he's got a contraption hooked up to the wall with a ton of duct tape. eijun, being eijun, probably googled "really good pranks" and is now set up with this outside of kuramochi's door. he's gotta make him come out and slam the door to the side to hit the air horn, so he cups his hands over his mouth and yells.
right at his door. ]
KURAMOCHI-SENPAI!!!!!!!!!! STOP BEING LAZY AND COME OUTSIDE!!!!! COULD IT BE MAYBE YOU'RE GETTING COMPLACENT FROM NOT PLAYING BASEBALL?!?! MAYBE THE CHEETAH'S GOT A BELLY!!! BAHAHAHA!!!
[ he then steps back so he doesn't get hit with the door, but he's still laughing. hit that airhorn!! ]
[Kuramochi was looking through which game he should continue today when he heard a familiar yell outside his door. He knew Eijun would come by often now that they were on vacation which is something he doesn't mind. It's only when he brings up the baseball team that makes him want to go into attack mode.
Oh well, he can try out his new wrestling move on him.
He walked over to open the door and yell at Eijun when he gets hit with the airhorn. He jumps back, covering one of his ears with his free hand.]
SHIT!!! WHAT THE HELL? [He keeps pushing the door back trying to find the sound when airhorn continues to go off.]
WHERE IS IT? [He can hear Eijun's laughs while he's searches for it. He's going to remember that when he gets him back. For now he needs to find that air horn.]
Bahaha--!! [ eijun's laughing his ass off, of course he is, having jumped back, but that airhorn is kind of obnoxiously loud. he covers his ears instead of pointing and laughing, which is really so kind of him. you should be glad miyuki's not here. ]
I GOT YOU, SENPAI!! [ he yells, delighted: if kuramochi moves the door he'll see the air horn right away. eijun points at it when he pulls his hand away, still laughing so hard he's basically crying. you taught him to be this way ]
[she's gotten better at time management, at least. which is why she actually has time to look at her texts and even though she's not able to catch everyone in the first flood of people on retrospec, she does see a few familiar names
which is why she's excitedly sending:]
!!!! mochi is on retrospec now hi !!! it is anya anya loves you and misses you
[considering that it's summer and her idol business and rising fame have led to her not being able to be in touch quite as much? yes. that.]
not home a waterfall anya is ok ! anyas phone not ok ?
so i do not think i can talk to mochi more even if i want to so please be safe and good until we can be together again there is a camp with food here i want to cook but i miss cooking with mochi soon i hope
[THIS WINTER IS GETTING OFF TO A TRAGIC START... Between green coming back and informing him that he's made some awful fashion decisions and taste just straight-up disappearing, this is a struggle.
Because of their last run-in with the cookies, Kuramochi is one of the first people to come to mind when he considers who within the area might be interested in these things he clearly has no need for now. SO:]
do you maybe have any use for - chocolate bars - hot cocoa mix - candy canes - green hats
[ A plain package decorated with little stick figures that might have been snowmen or probably were skeletons comes in the mail. Inside is a basket with a rolled up silicon cookie mat, a set of measuring scoops and three mixes in a jar. There is also a card with a message. ]
Hopefully you should be able to taste these mixes soon. Your secrete Santa
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Date: 2017-07-04 03:20 am (UTC)he's got a contraption hooked up to the wall with a ton of duct tape. eijun, being eijun, probably googled "really good pranks" and is now set up with this outside of kuramochi's door. he's gotta make him come out and slam the door to the side to hit the air horn, so he cups his hands over his mouth and yells.
right at his door. ]
KURAMOCHI-SENPAI!!!!!!!!!! STOP BEING LAZY AND COME OUTSIDE!!!!! COULD IT BE MAYBE YOU'RE GETTING COMPLACENT FROM NOT PLAYING BASEBALL?!?! MAYBE THE CHEETAH'S GOT A BELLY!!! BAHAHAHA!!!
[ he then steps back so he doesn't get hit with the door, but he's still laughing. hit that airhorn!! ]
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Date: 2017-07-04 03:42 am (UTC)Oh well, he can try out his new wrestling move on him.
He walked over to open the door and yell at Eijun when he gets hit with the airhorn. He jumps back, covering one of his ears with his free hand.]
SHIT!!! WHAT THE HELL? [He keeps pushing the door back trying to find the sound when airhorn continues to go off.]
WHERE IS IT? [He can hear Eijun's laughs while he's searches for it. He's going to remember that when he gets him back. For now he needs to find that air horn.]
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Date: 2017-07-04 03:43 pm (UTC)I GOT YOU, SENPAI!! [ he yells, delighted: if kuramochi moves the door he'll see the air horn right away. eijun points at it when he pulls his hand away, still laughing so hard he's basically crying. you taught him to be this way ]
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Date: 2017-07-05 06:12 am (UTC)which is why she's excitedly sending:]
!!!!
mochi is on retrospec now
hi !!!
it is anya
anya loves you and misses you
[considering that it's summer and her idol business and rising fame have led to her not being able to be in touch quite as much? yes. that.]
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Date: 2017-07-06 02:48 am (UTC)Oh! It's Anya!]
Hi Anya! I am! I'm finally on the app now! love ya and miss you too!
is everything going alright? i haven't seen you in awhile
[While he knows she's busy being great out there, he does miss her.]
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Date: 2017-08-25 12:06 am (UTC)please text anya
are you ok ?
safe ?
please
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Date: 2017-08-25 12:09 am (UTC)you do not need to worry
it is a little
odd ?
like a big jungle sort of like in books
there are people here so i am not scared
still a little lonely
but we are trying to go home
so i think it will be ok
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Date: 2017-08-25 12:10 am (UTC)you are with people you like i hope
i wish i could be with you too
i do not know if you know who i am with
but they are very kind
we are trying to follow a blue light
maybe it will bring us back home ?
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Date: 2017-08-25 12:12 am (UTC)a waterfall
anya is ok !
anyas phone not ok ?
so i do not think i can talk to mochi more
even if i want to
so please be safe and good until we can be together again
there is a camp with food here
i want to cook but i miss cooking with mochi
soon i hope
see you soon
i love you
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Date: 2017-09-04 01:40 am (UTC)there's only an img attachment. ]
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Date: 2017-09-04 01:55 am (UTC)[Have another unsolicited tire pic.]
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Date: 2017-09-07 12:43 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2017-09-04 02:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-09-07 12:44 am (UTC)I don't have to help you fight off these birds do I?
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Date: 2017-09-04 05:56 am (UTC)would have done it again but definitely twice as hard ┐(´∀`)┌ the worst
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Date: 2017-09-07 12:54 am (UTC)hey what happened? this sounds like a story I want to hear
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Date: 2017-10-07 09:00 am (UTC)trick or treat! (´꒳`)
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Date: 2017-10-10 02:25 am (UTC)Hmm, let's see I'm going to go with treat!
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Date: 2017-10-16 03:59 am (UTC)please give me something good to eat!
no i'm kidding you can choose whatever idc
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Date: 2017-12-03 05:17 am (UTC)Your assignment for Secret Santa is John Egbert!!!
If you look at the sign up post you can find what sort of things he might like!!! And if you have any questions just text me!!!
Happy Holidays~
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Date: 2017-12-04 02:34 pm (UTC)Because of their last run-in with the cookies, Kuramochi is one of the first people to come to mind when he considers who within the area might be interested in these things he clearly has no need for now. SO:]
do you maybe have any use for
- chocolate bars
- hot cocoa mix
- candy canes
- green hats
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Date: 2017-12-10 06:18 pm (UTC)Hmm, I do need a new hat, so I'll take one of those a few chocolate bars, some hot cocoa mix, and candy canes.
I need a scarf too, but I can never find one when I go to the Tower to shop. Do you know where they are?
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Date: 2017-12-27 08:13 am (UTC)Hopefully you should be able to taste these mixes soon.
Your secrete Santa