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[ time for a little payback for eijun probably getting pranked when he was first a freshman at recolle... and a bingo card! kuramochi counts as an authority figure to eijun, so!

he's got a contraption hooked up to the wall with a ton of duct tape. eijun, being eijun, probably googled "really good pranks" and is now set up with this outside of kuramochi's door. he's gotta make him come out and slam the door to the side to hit the air horn, so he cups his hands over his mouth and yells.

right at his door. ]

KURAMOCHI-SENPAI!!!!!!!!!! STOP BEING LAZY AND COME OUTSIDE!!!!! COULD IT BE MAYBE YOU'RE GETTING COMPLACENT FROM NOT PLAYING BASEBALL?!?! MAYBE THE CHEETAH'S GOT A BELLY!!! BAHAHAHA!!!

[ he then steps back so he doesn't get hit with the door, but he's still laughing. hit that airhorn!! ]

[she's gotten better at time management, at least. which is why she actually has time to look at her texts and even though she's not able to catch everyone in the first flood of people on retrospec, she does see a few familiar names

which is why she's excitedly sending:]

!!!!
mochi is on retrospec now
hi !!!
it is anya
anya loves you and misses you

[considering that it's summer and her idol business and rising fame have led to her not being able to be in touch quite as much? yes. that.]

mochi
please text anya
are you ok ?
safe ?
please

[ there is zero explanation to this message. why would you need that.

there's only an img attachment. ]

Edited (WRONG IMAGE ) 2017-09-04 01:44 (UTC)

You'll have to take them apart.

[Have another unsolicited tire pic.]

should've been able to keep them bc who knows when the birds will attack again??? so yeah, bring the strongest rubber bands you have and lets try

[HEY TEAMMATE HE NEVER ACTUALLY TALKED TO here's a great first impression at like, 10PM:]

would have done it again but definitely twice as hard ┐(´∀｀)┌ the worst

[Because TIS THE SEASON except for the horrific nightmares and fog, but it's fine, they can just gently set that aside for now...]

trick or treat! (´꒳`)

trick or treat!

please give me something good to eat!
no i'm kidding you can choose whatever idc

Hi Youichi!!!

Your assignment for Secret Santa is John Egbert!!!

If you look at the sign up post you can find what sort of things he might like!!! And if you have any questions just text me!!!

Happy Holidays~

[THIS WINTER IS GETTING OFF TO A TRAGIC START... Between green coming back and informing him that he's made some awful fashion decisions and taste just straight-up disappearing, this is a struggle.

Because of their last run-in with the cookies, Kuramochi is one of the first people to come to mind when he considers who within the area might be interested in these things he clearly has no need for now. SO:]

do you maybe have any use for
- chocolate bars
- hot cocoa mix
- candy canes
- green hats

[ A plain package decorated with little stick figures that might have been snowmen or probably were skeletons comes in the mail. Inside is a basket with a rolled up silicon cookie mat, a set of measuring scoops and three mixes in a jar. There is also a card with a message. ]

Hopefully you should be able to taste these mixes soon.
Your secrete Santa

7/3

7/4 | text

8/3 | text

9/3: misfire

9/3: yet another misfire

text

misfired text;

sometime early october!

sometime earlier this month

12/2

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Dec 22 /is late with this